AIR RETIREMENT HOME!
If you don’t take these Retirement UPS 1’s from out of my face!!
I DIDN’T KNOW HE WAS A CRACK HEAD!
So for Dirks’ farewell salary, he gets 10 mil and OTTO PORTER, gets like 26 or something. I didn’t know Mark Cuban was hitting them red tops.. Loyalty my ashy ass, You couldn’t spare that man 30 mil at least? He got you a chip. You give Max contracts to
NINJA STOP!
The game needs to stop! He swear he got skills. Nothing wrong with hooping, but NINJA STOP! You would get COOKED! I SAID IT!!!
Free Agency
CP3 to Houston, PG13 to OKC, JJ Redick to Philly, Gordon Hayward to Boston, Kyle Lowry staying home, Butler to Minnesota and guess what…..NOT ONE OF THESE CATS ARE GOING TO BEAT THE CAVS OR WARRIORS! It’s like having sex with 2 ugly chicks in a threesome and bragging about it. Bruh,
MVP SEASON
You know who should have received the MVP this season, your local cable provider. Yup, that’s right. They are the ones that are charging dumbass prices just to watch this weak league. Shout out to Russ, he deserved the MVP. Please stop with the “It’s only a triple double”! Shut
HOW MUCH ARE THESE?
Remember going into the sneaker store and grabbing the sneaker that you have been drooling over since you walked in the mall. You grab the shoe and yell to the nearest associate “YO, HOW MUCH ARE THESE”? He/she would say “The price aint on the shoe”? Obviously not, duh. So
Sneaker Reviews!
Ok, since I am broke and I am just getting started. I can’t try on every sneaker that is out there. So I have to give you the eye test. True, my preference is different than others but I will give you a more unbiased review. Long story short, either
Layaway
Who remember when they would go shopping and there moms would tell them to go get a ton of clothes and she would put them on Layaway! You would be gassed like no other. You would swear you would get the craziest stuff, you could already see in your head how
NBA AWARDS!
I will give a full analysis soon. I just have one thing to say right now…Triple OG told all those great centers that “I will kick your ass”! Talk about thugged out!
Where my white players at?
I’m not racist, I’m not racist, I repeat, I’m not racist. Where the white players that use to get busy? No, not Larry bird, he wasn’t white. He was light skinned with Indian in his family. Oh, I’m the only black person that heard our friends say they had Indian
Hairline!
Kevin Durant got all that damn money, why the hell wont he brush that ceasar! His Momma is from D.C., she don’t play that! Imagine how far his game would go with some Murray’s grease. Come on bro, just give me 50 bushes in the front, a dub on the
Yeezy’s are ugly!
If you don’t take those Pochantas house slippers the hell on somewhere!! I DON’T CARE HOW MUCH THEY COST!
NBA Draft review!
Here is my take on this year’s NBA 2017 Draft: He needs a damn hair cut He needs some Clearosel bc he has to damn many pimples. He needs a hair cut I don’t know this Ninja. WTF Now the rest of the kids, I don’t know a can of paint.
WHAT ARE THOSE?
I SWEAR TO ON MY BARKELY COLLECTION, IF I SEE ANYONE WITH THESE ON THE COURT, IM THROWING A BAG OF SUNFLOWER SEEDS AT YOU!
First Love
When was the first time you fell in love with the game? And no I am not talking about spades, even thought that game has caused more controversy in the black culture than we want to admit. Play without sandbags and you might get cut. But no, when did you